so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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