I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
wanna go halves on a baby?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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