He is such a slut. More and more my type.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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