I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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