Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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