3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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