I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Randomize
