ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i now understand why vodka
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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