That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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