We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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