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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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