Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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