I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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