What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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