You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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