Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The feeling are messing with the penis
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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