Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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