READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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