I'm passing your future prison.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize