why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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