Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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