I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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