brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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