Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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