it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
