So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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