just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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