brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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