i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
