Your dad touched me again.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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