I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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