Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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