yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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