To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
