The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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