You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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