these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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