I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Can you bring me the toilet please
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize