i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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