Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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