I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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