Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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