I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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