im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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