I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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