I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just pee around me
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Randomize
