oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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