My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
