No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
