Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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