"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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