omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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