Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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