the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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